So I got my bf (boyfriend), right? And his friend, we shall call him, HeRoy. Well my bf seems to act like HeRoy is his bf. Everything my bf do he has to include HeRoy.When he takes a shit, HeRoy has to be there to hold his fucking hand. It's fucking sick and ridiculous. I know my bf isn't gay but it seems to be a bit weird that he always calls HeRoy whenever something happens. Maybe I'm just cold-hearted or anti-social, but I don't feel the need to contact my friends on every little thing that happens. Engagement, marriage, pregnancy or death will be the only times you will hear any kind of news from me! I'm not like: DUDE, I JUST MADE A TURD THE SIZE OF ALASKA, YOUSE GOT TO COME CHECK IT OUT! AND THEN LET'S GET WASTED AND SIT ON MY Girlfriend's PORCH AND GET ON HER FUCKING NERVES. Uh, no! As I speak someone is sucking someone's ball sack right now on my porch. I think it's funny. All I can do is laugh.
Until next time.
- S. Jane
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