The thirst we must quinch

Why is it that I can't get on Myspace and check what my friends wrote me without getting messages like this:


Message from : MICK

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To: THE OHFISHALL PAGE... Date: Jun 15, 2009 8:11 PM
Subject: Body: What's up? No we dont know each other. I am not from around here and in town for a few weeks on business. I am look to meet a fun girl with no strings attached. You up for some fun?"



I'm like are you serious? No for real, I asked him if he was serious, and I also said no thanks. Is it really that hard to get some butt around here? Do these niggas know how many people there are in the world with AIDS? Why do we have to look for stuff like "love" or companionship on Myspace and Craigslist? Shit, I'd rather find someone on the street and get shut down before meeting someone on the net. Have we stopped watching the news? The crimes from people meeting up after talking on the internet is still high people! We now have the "Craigslist killer", the teachers who sell themselves online, and we still have those nasty old men (and now young men) who are meeting our children in person . Meeting people in person is dangerous too, don't get me wrong, but I feel like if you're that desperate to where you need to find a booty call online, then life is not for you!

Are we really that thirsty? If you are then grab a Sprite, and please do not hit me up because I do not do online-booty-calls. And why is there a site called onlinebootycall.com? Somebody sent me an invite and I browsed the page and seen my Daughter's Dad and cracked up laughing. LETS BE SERIOUS?